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Subject: Fw: Globalization




Globalization


INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!



Question: What is the truest definition of
Globalization?



Answer: Princess Diana's death.



Question: How come?



Answer: An English princess



with an Egyptian boyfriend



crashes in a French tunnel,



driving a German car



with a Dutch engine,



driven by a Belgian who was drunk



on Scottish whisky,



followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,



on Japanese motorcycles;



treated by an American doctor,



using Brazilian medicines.



This is sent to you by an American,



using Bill Gates's technology,



and you're probably reading this on your computer,



that use Taiwanese chips,



and a Korean monitor,



assembled by Bangladeshi workers



in a Singapore plant,



transported by Indian lorry-drivers,



hijacked by Indonesians,



unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,



and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....



That, my friends, is Globalization



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